The tenth Doctor and Rose walk into a bar. Not the same bar of course. They are in two different universes

you’re a fucking asshole

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me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

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So let me assert that I am a feminist. I believe in equality of both sexes. But some of you make us all look so so bad.

Why the hell are you sending angry messages about a picture of BOOBS?

Why are you angry about a part of the human anatomy

Spend your time advocating for equal pay for both gender instead of lashing out on the internet about pictures of boobs

fucking idiot

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how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

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girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

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i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded


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We freed them…but at what cost?

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